How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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