none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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