Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I need help removing her.
its not stalking. its research.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
