Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
