Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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