oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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