But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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