Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
