belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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