If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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