I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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