Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
