Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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