we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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