youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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