I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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