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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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