So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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