You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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