when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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