I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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