I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's never too late to be topless.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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