summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I look better un-naked...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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