I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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