Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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