Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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