Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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