it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
