he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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