chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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