Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
