Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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