I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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