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Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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