god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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