Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
the raccoons are back...
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