I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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