She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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