I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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