This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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