I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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