I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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