You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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