C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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