I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
