you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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