I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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