There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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