She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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