Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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