I just made out with a guy for $7.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Two words: blizzard sex
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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