After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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