p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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