She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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