and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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