Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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