Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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