no. you can't hotbox the world.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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