i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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