Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
