I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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